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Gobbly Gook

When your Asian boyfriend busts a nut in your mouth or conversely, a nut is busted in an Asian woman's mouth.
I could only think of egg drop soup while I was being Gobbly Gooked.
by get2it March 5, 2015
mugGet the Gobbly Gookmug.

Gobble Gobble Sucker

Means when someone ask you to do something but you don’t do it but when another ask you ask to do something you do it just
Carl ask Jay can he borrow $5 Jay said No. David ask Jay can he borrow $5 Jay said yes and gave him $5. Gobble Gobble sucker is when you don’t nothing for others but do something for certain people
by Lulfab February 10, 2022
mugGet the Gobble Gobble Suckermug.

Reverse Gobble Debt

Basic carrot and stick system, whereby you promise someone to suck their cock in exchange for a good/service by a certain date. However if they fail to deliver on that date, they owe you a bloj instead.
<Tues> "Jeff, if you get me that wire by Weds I'll suck your cock."
<Tues> "Done! Get ready for a fat one in your mouth!"
<Weds> no wire
<Thurs> no wire
<Fri> "That's it Jeff, I invoke the right of Reverse Gobble Debt!"
<Fri> "aww, god damn it...I deserve that for lagging all the time, I guess you get to fuck my throat and make me Gwock hard"
by myfakeurbanDname March 6, 2020
mugGet the Reverse Gobble Debtmug.

Gobble snarze

damn bro you got the gobble snarze?
by mucas lemon January 18, 2024
mugGet the Gobble snarzemug.

A Gobble Of Gash

Term/phrase used to define a group of hot, middle-aged, mature women, who are in their sexual prime & always together - ready to pounce on willing male suitors for their mouths & vaginas to "gobble" without reservations or mercy - so that either one or both openings receives their desired reward of a warm, protein man-shake!!
"A Gobble Of Gash were on the prowl that night, with one goal in mind: to have semen filling up & over-flowing EVERY, SINGLE OPENING in & on their sexually charged bodies, so that once the dust had settled, their satisfaction had been achieved through the acquiring of the only substance that could & would satisfy their force-of-nature, sexual cravings: baby batter from the cocks they worship, like the religious idols of old."
by FurrCoin June 10, 2023
mugGet the A Gobble Of Gashmug.

Gobbles

Cranked my hog and almost hit some road clibbins glad I didn’t crash , Gobbles
by Hoss the hog cranker September 23, 2022
mugGet the Gobblesmug.

Gobble Funked

When a person loses their trail of thought and can't pronounce words properly, similar to stuttering
Boy 1 : how have you been?

Boy 2 : I've been good, I've just been gahdhdg

Boy 1 : he's gobble funked again
by Rebooted April 28, 2025
mugGet the Gobble Funkedmug.

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