Wobble Gobble

Pre-wedding jitters resulting in one last fling with an ex, a piece of eye candy or a total stranger

Amy had had a crush on work colleague Stuart for years. She knew when she married Michael that was it for life. Determined to go out in a blaze of glory Amy dropped to her knees and gave Stuart a Wobble Gobble before the big day.

by Oneandahole December 16, 2021

gobble buffer

Referring to a cock buffer.

Man: We need us a hungry gobble buffer for tonight!

by LX111101 November 23, 2023

Gobbly Gook

When your Asian boyfriend busts a nut in your mouth or conversely, a nut is busted in an Asian woman's mouth.

I could only think of egg drop soup while I was being Gobbly Gooked.

by get2it March 5, 2015

gator gobble

Rolling up numerous slices of bologna, gently placing them into the vagina of two women and then seeing who can eat all of bologna first while blindfolded and hands tied behind their back.

I gator gobbled that fatbox faster then you....pay up!

by Gobble420 March 29, 2017

Gobble gobble pow pow

Similar to the gobble gobble, but with the addition of your friend inserting explosive devices into a glass bottle and trying to recap said bottle.

Bobby ruined our common room again, this time with a gobble gobble pow pow.

by Walsh 407 February 29, 2016

the geeble gobble gobble but they dont gobble down

har har har! the geeble gobble gobble but they dont gobble down

if you are going insane you say this to let people know youre insane you say the geeble gobble gobble but they dont gobble down

by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023

Shock Gobble

A thing turkeys do when they suddenly hear the call of another turkey

Guy: *turkey noises*
Turkey: *shock gobble*

by Bruhnham July 23, 2021