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Tokyo gift wrap 

When a man cooks ramen noodles, then cools them down with cold water. Then he wraps the cold noodles around a woman's breasts and proceeds to boob fuck her.

Optional: Eat the jizz flavored ramen
Person1: "Hey you want some breakfast?"
Person 2:"Nah, I'm still full from that Tokyo gift wrap from last night"

Person3" ".....WHERE THE EFF IS ALL MY RAMEN!!"
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the dark gift 

A sexual act of defecating into your hand, and fisting it into your partner. It is said if your partner's body accepts the feces you are infact meant to be together.
I tryed the dark gift on my girlfriend last night, and she dumped it out in under a second. It's just not meant to be.
the dark gift by Teo Acosta September 4, 2008

God's Gift 

REALLY high quality purp...super chron, super sticky weed, but really expensive, usually around $20 per gram.
Dealer: Yo you wanna cop a $20 gram?
Dude: What are you selling?
Dealer: God's gift
Dude: FUCK YES.
God's Gift by zandertons December 15, 2009

the dark gift 

A sexual act of defecating into your hand, and fisting it into your partner. It is said if your partner's body accepts the feces you are infact meant to be together.
I tryed the dark gift on my girlfriend last night, and she dumped it out in under a second. It's just not meant to be
the dark gift by Teo Acosta September 5, 2008

Boomerang Gift 

Sending money or gift to someone knowing full well that you are likely getting the same amount or identical gift from that same person in return as a gift.
I gave my brother some cash for X-mas and he gave me the same amount for my X-mas gift. Gotta love a Boomerang Gift!
Boomerang Gift by Patrick Wilde December 12, 2009

retaliatory gift

The gift you must buy for someone who unexpectedly gives you one first.
I thought I was done with my Christmas shopping, but I had to buy a retaliatory gift after Justin dropped off a present for me
retaliatory gift by HED23 January 9, 2008