Surgeon General's Breakfast

An entire bottle of NyQuil followed by a pack of Lucky Strikes and choice of heavy machinery.

Don't park your car there because Steve had the Surgeon General's Breakfast this morning.

by krtbnsn May 28, 2010

12th general order

Walk my post flank my flank take no shit from any other rank.

What's the most important general order. The 12th General order

by Zcross95 August 30, 2016

the floor general

someone who is insanely sick (good) at chinese poker; is able to pull out of tight situations by whipping out hands that an average player would not have expected to have seen

that asian kid that i know, he's a floor general

by the floor general July 6, 2005

ass general

The highest rank which can be achieved in the US Ass Service. The top officer which supervises all Ass Pirates, Admirals, Bandits, and Rangers. To achieve this status one must be highly skilled in Ass Navigation, Strategy, and Warfare. Also has a 2 slot cabinet for his Ass Advisors.

Vin Diesel finally made it to full blown Ass General. He appointed Tom Cruise to his Ass Advisor position.

by Big Mikey J 1979 June 11, 2006

little generals in the genitals

A euphemism for semen/sperm.

See sperm and/or semen

The little generals in the genitals fulfilled their active duty tour...on her face last night.

by RM3435 September 2, 2010

general jackassery

noun-just fucking around

i was hanging out with some friends, and we got engaged in some general jackassery

by closing time April 18, 2008

field general

A field general refers to any player in any sport that, when on the field, acts as a leader for his team. He's the one that others turn to for direction, and often he is the one either calling plays or relaying them from the coaches.

In football, this player tends to be the quarterback on offense and the middle linebacker on defense; both are generally regarded as the most cerebral on their side of the ball.

In basketball, the term is "floor general", and it is almost always the point guard. They are the ones calling plays and directing traffic in transition.

Examples of field generals in football include Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, and Ray Lewis.

Examples of floor generals include Isiah Thomas, and more recently Derek Fisher and Chris Paul.

by therealsportsfan March 10, 2010