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geekspeak 

Using words and terminology that only geeks would understand. Generally refers to 1337/hax0r computer slang used by gamers, but also includes other exceptionally nerdy things like star trek, magic, DDR or LOTR.
1.(1337/hax0r) 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r3411y n33d t0 g37 l41d

2. So when we we playing DDR Kyle shouted "Qu'vatlh guy'cha b'aka!" and I'm like, hello, you can't shout Klingon curses during a DDR game!
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geek ball 

A game, most commonly played 1 v 1, similar to volleyball but played with a smaller and softer palm-sized ball within the confines of an office or cubicle area. Players must volley the ball back and forth while keeping the ball off the ground (any other surface is legal) and in motion.
In geek ball, there is some cooperation to the game in the hits must be returned. Due to the environment and relative lack of fitness of players, spiking is not allowed.
geek ball by Geek Ball Co-Founder August 27, 2009

Geek Crush 

'Geek', not to be confused with 'Nerd' as Geek's have less of an ability to overacheive in anything but cuteness.

'Geek Crush' - An unpredictable crush, that teenagers (male or female) often develop on people, much below their standards, or people that don't fit the normal view of attraction, often conceived on people above average weight, miles below average weight, with glasses, people above average height, below average height, with a larger interest for comics (graphic novels) or manga, or people that are abnormally shy.
Mia: I Have a total Geek Crush on Michael Cera, He's the most adorable thing since fried pancakes.

Danielle: Euw.
Geek Crush by Mia Mi-Who? July 13, 2011

geekermon 

A young attractive, tech savvy, YouTube gamer who ranks in the top 1 percent of gamers world wide.
A Geekermon just joined our xbox game, swept the floor and won without even trying.
geekermon by Oregon3000 January 4, 2017

power geek 

A geek (usually an alpha geek) who has leveraged his or her expertise toward developing financial success in business, commerce or industry.

Examples of well-known power geeks include Bill Gates (Microsoft), Steve Jobs (Apple) and Sergey Brin (Google).
Most of the customers at the Ferrari dealerhip were power geeks with more money than they can spend.
power geek by uihero December 9, 2008

style geek 

A Style thief who blatantly copies another person. As usual someone who steals style can never pull off the swagg held by the original styler, this is often called geeking up the style.

Piece of shit that can't come up with his own ideas
"yo did you see Bernie yestarday? Mother bitch stole my moves."
-"yea I saw that shit.. dude's a style geek."

Next day: "yo Bernie, quit geeking my style"

styler swagger jacker thief asshole jacker geek jacked bitch punkass punk ass
style geek by Dr. .Dre. June 24, 2010
Noun. 1) A cross between a gangster and a geek.
2) A hardcore geek that can do very bad things.
3) A geek that does awesome things.
4) A geek that can kick your ass and get the pusssy too.
Only a strait geeksta can beat the shit outta a guy and not drop his lappy.
geeksta by Dr.Arthur September 4, 2006