Gage

A white guy who is really sweet and amazing, but is a real bitch to anyone he does not like. He is usually from ohio or utah and favors a sport team that does not usually win. Instead of giving an explanation for doing something he will just tell them "no" to their face. He only dates girls named after alcoholic beverages. He despises crazy brunettes who are whores and obsess over him.

Did you really tell Kaitlin no?! Wowww, thats such a gage thing to do.

by pseudumbnym October 10, 2021

gage

a simp

gage you are a simp

by ogga boga September 29, 2021

Gage

A suspicious individual

“Yo, that gage guy is sus, I think he just vented medbay!”

by Brvh August 28, 2021

Gage Brodeur

Will always be down for sex no matter what sexuality.

Hey bro I’m feeling really horny rn, I could really be a Gage Brodeur

by GageHater33 August 30, 2021

Gage

Gigantic horse bbc he will destroy your back

Oh hi gage

Pound pound pound

It’s so big

by He is the best person June 19, 2021

Gage

Generally Dumb and ugly

Gage

by Hshdhdjsjs June 27, 2021

rain gage

When 69'ing a girl, you ejaculate a large amount of seamen into the air. With the seamen still in the air, you gently pull open the girl's vagina and let the "rain" fall into her.

I gave my girlfriend a rain gage for her birthday and now she keeps trying to predict the forecast of when I'm gonna make it "rain" on her again.

by Peter Fitzenteit November 28, 2011