Guitar position

When a guy (or girl) grabs a girl by the neck and uses the other hand to fiddle down the bottom, aka choking while fingering.

Guy 1: I did the Guitar position last night with my gf!
Guy 2: I better try that on mine as well.

by PurpleMagma205 July 20, 2020

Guitar Hero

When you're jammin so hard the guitar accidentally gets stuck up your ass and you have to call your mom to get it out but she gets the guitar stuck up her ass too. Then you have have to call autistic midgets to get it out but they cant reach your ass.

Bro me and my mom had a guitar hero last night

by Window Licker 6 9 June 13, 2018

Gammon Guitar

A moist pink instrument, with the texture of pork, but salty tasting and firm to touch.

That Jane was in the bathroom for at least an hour the other night, stuck my ear to the door to see if she was ok and it sounded like she was strumming a tune on the old gammon guitar

by cheffykins January 02, 2012

guitar hiking

hiking with an acoustic guitar or electric with pocket amp for natural acoustics

hey guitar hiking!!!!

by imafish May 09, 2010

Chin-Guitar

A common nickname for the string instrumentviolin.

“Wow your really good at the chin-guitar!”
“Ah thanks I practice the chin-guitar a lot!”

by Nward14 March 29, 2018

Dutch Guitar

Matted hair that forms across the arsehole, usually created as a result of sweating during exercise or manual work.

Named after the resemblance to strings on a guitar in front of the sound hole.

I had to jump in the shower to untangle my Dutch Guitar

by Throbbing Tromboner March 04, 2022

pussy guitar

The act of fingering a girl

Yo mark, Angela let me play some pussy guitar last night!

by SEXY ASS BOY September 28, 2022