The Gabby Douglas

when you fuck a chick in the butt, and after you cum she does a handstand and the cun runs from her butt to her vagina and she gets pregnant.

Girl: Im pregnant
Guy:how?! i Nut in the butt
girl: idk i guess it must have ran when i started doing my gymnastics, my hand stands and what not.
Guy: goddamnit its the Gabby Douglas.... lets go rollerskating.

by UnkieDave September 14, 2012

Glabby blaster

The act of dropping a giant dump from a tree over 20ft. In the air onto a group of people playing monopoly.

Man Sambone I noticed a group of people playing monopoly in the park, so I climbed the tallest tree near them and gave them the ol' glabby blaster!!

by shlemmy von farplestein May 27, 2017

Glabbadook

When someone takes partial responsibility for a something that is entirely their fault

Person 1: my housemate threw a rager on the weekend and trashed the place. My family heirlooms were stolen and now I need to get a third job to pay for the damage.

Person 2: dude that sucks

Person 1: they did apologise for leaving dishes in the sink though
Person 2: erm they’re totally glabbadooking you

by Wolfpackobservers May 18, 2021

Glabble

Glabble Glabalabalab is a mysterious creature from the Amazon that is known to eat cow fetuses and small human children

The Glabble glabalabalab ate my child last week now I have to get a new one.

by The pope4497 March 10, 2022

Glabberfasted

It's like Flabbergasted but 100x more like the reaction to god coming down and see dapping you up

I was Glabberfasted when that kid took a shotgun to the throat

by anonymous November 4, 2022

Gabbling

Knowing that people can overhear your conversation and then tailoring your words for the secret benefit of those who can overhear what you are saying.

It is so lame the way that girl is gabbling in order to impress that dude over there.

by Godforge September 11, 2014

gabbanannie

the best group chat filled with fuckers who love each other way to much, its unhealthy

we are so gabbanannie

by gabbanannie gabbanannie March 2, 2017