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Glabbit = G.L.B.T. = Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender.
PAT: Cris, did you go to GLABBIT FEST?

CRIS: No, I met a peep at the gay bar named Kelly. Kelly looked like an endygid fully clothed.

PAT: Endygid?

CRIS: Yea, No Discernible Gender Identification. Anyway, clothes off, Kelly turned out to be a crotchless eunich -- born that way. No penis, no clit, no vagina, no balls. Just a pee-hole and a butt-hole. No tits, no beard.

PAT: So, what happened?

CRIS: Kelly gave me an H2 blowjob, and I went Saddam Hussein on the eunich. What Kelly got out of it -- I have no idea, but, I came fuckets bro!
Glabbit by Joe Saladbar June 19, 2006
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G.L.B.T. = Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender.
Extended Grace of Grand Haven, Michigan does NOT discriminate against Glabbits. Everyone is welcome!
Glabbit by Jeff & Sarah June 23, 2006
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G.L.B.T. (Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transexual).
Silly Glabbit, dicks are for chicks!
From G.L.B.T.:

Gay
Lezbian
Bisexual
Transvestite
If I can't tell if a person is a man or a woman, I call it a Glabbit.
glabbit by Harry Hickman December 10, 2006

globbits 

fuck, shit, arse, bugger, oh globbits boney has disapeared.
globbits by Tom Thirwall August 30, 2003
That gabbit made a hole in the ozone
Gabbit by secretwizardofthesea April 4, 2017

glambition

(Noun) - term used to define "real beauty" that involves caring about your appearance, but not sticking to perfect image.
I admire her glambition, because her confidence makes her beautiful.
glambition by Barbie De Ambree August 24, 2009
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