Immediately following the inhalation of 1 dosage of the weeds: "God DAMN! now THAT'S some Fuzzy Dolphin!"
by BrihadDewhamedovic December 25, 2019
"Why did you break up with Joe H?"
"I saw him have sex with a puppy and realised he was a fuzzy munchbubble"
"I saw him have sex with a puppy and realised he was a fuzzy munchbubble"
by Conch Boy March 14, 2015
The fuzzy altoid is a strong mint candy, generally covered in combination of lint, desperation, random food crumbs, gravel, hopelessness, and any other purse leavings. Mostly found in the bottom of a 60+ yr Caucasian females purse. Sometimes can be a tasty treat for an unsuspecting grandchild.
Little Billy was hungry and desperate, searching through nana's purse, he ran across a fuzzy altoid. After he ate it, Billy was asked how it tasted. "Like a mint wrapped in mold".
by apafor2 October 15, 2013
When a woman sits on a man's face who has a beard and he eats her out until she cums all over his face like the rain in Seattle.
by Spaulding81 July 06, 2019
When you reach your hand between your girlfriend’s legs to examine her “hippy girl” need to wax and she clenches her thighs so tightly you cannot withdraw your hand.
Dude, your mom gave me the fuzzy handcuff last night. All I was trying to do was figure out if she had found the time to wax last night, and BAM, she snatch-grabs me and wouldn’t let go! I was stuck in that damn fuzzy handcuff for a full 3 minutes!
by Ten-eight June 26, 2022
A millennial male individual that was raised by a liberal female that forced such said individual to stay inside. Typically overweight, plays video games, and prefers to puff peters. Such individuals will deny the need to puff peter, but will always deny such need.
by hippofisher August 02, 2018
by GennyBean August 18, 2021