The Future

People in 1999 thought it would be flying Cars and Hoverboards.
2020 People fighting over toilet paper.

The Future :You Fucking Hoarder! hand me some of that toilet paper!

by BootyMuncher: my Booty June 9, 2020

getting Future’d

When you someone reaches out to you to test the waters to see if you miss them that acknowledges you don’t wanna hear from them but they “couldn’t resist” reaching out anyway.

Named after that meme format of Future texting

Your ex: Hey ik I’m probably the last person you want to hear from rn and we haven’t talked in a minute but I just wanted to wish you a happy labor day ❤️
Your best friend, to you: Bro you’re getting Future’d

by swearwolves October 16, 2022

back to the future part 2

A worthy successor of Back to the future which is one of the best films ever. somehow it spawned the horror that was Back to the future part 3

Dave: Did you see Back to the future part 2?

Earl: You bet I did! Best future ever! Part 3 sucks ass, though

by xXx_MLGPRO_xXx December 23, 2015

William the future

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by agasobanuye October 21, 2019

back to the future

when you ram your big fat veiny cock into a person with such speed and power that they go back to the future

aye vro, i fucked that bitch back to the future

by BigWang69420 January 5, 2020

the near future

A more or less fictitious point in the future that will eventually occur.... never.

Q: Hey bro, when are you going to get a new job? I can't finance your weed permanently.

A: Dude, that's the first thing planned for the near future

by Tom the Ace July 31, 2022

That will be a future me problem

The phrase “That will be a future me problem” is as the phrase states. Whatever problem your are working on will be a future you problem.

Person 1- I did a half ass job on the car repair. “That will be a future me problem”

by Hankscolts December 2, 2022