freaking

Used to describe The Dragon in the atari game "Adventure", also known as a duck.

Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!

by Freakin Duck July 6, 2003

fetching

When having sex with your girlfriend from behind she swallows a bit of bacon rhine on a string, and just before you cum you pull on the string making her gag forcing her to tighten up all her vagina muscles making for intense pleasure.

Last night i was shagging the miss and we tried fetching, best thing i ever done, she was only a little sick on the pillow.

by !!terry!! August 29, 2010

fletching

When you tie a string around a small rodent (usually a gerbil) and let it crawl around in your rectum. Usually performed by gay men.

Those men were fletching with my gerbil!

by Joo February 9, 2004

Fletching

Falling asleep at our desk in just the correct upright position so that no one really knows you're taking a snooze on the clock.

"Oh boy, hope the boss doesn't catch the G-man fletching at his desk again!"

by Gee Monayy August 30, 2009

fracking

An polite substitute for "Fucking" or "Freaking". Similar to frelling. Used by Lucifer7 first on irc.subnova.com #hbo.

<zasx\malia> oh goody, 8 frelling times
<zasx\malia> last one was to fix a frelling networking bug -.-
<Fajita|nwn> lol
<Fajita|nwn> frelling
<zasx\malia> would you prefer i used fracking?
<Fajita|nwn> nah, carry on
<Fajita|nwn> it's just amusing

by Verdafolio January 6, 2005

fetching

An act of sexual pleasure between two or more homosexual men in wich one cums in another anus. He then puts his lips to orifice and sucks out the cum/shit and spits it into the firsts mans ass, who then swallows with glee

I accidentaly downloaded fetching porn.

by Danny Summ June 17, 2005

Fletching

To suck man paste out of the ass of some dirty girl, probabaly a gloucester bird.

johnny fletched his mum til she turned inside out

by AM November 12, 2003