when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs

a lyric in the son gaston from beauty in the beast that some people remix

P1: How are you so fit?

P2: not to toot my own horn but when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large

P1: oh ok

by The Ranting Kid Rants May 5, 2018

Put your one two in her three four

Just a silly funny way of telling a guy to have sex with a women.

A) Stick your face in her butt...
B) Yuck dude!
A) Come on baby get yo feet wet...
B) Shut up man...
A) Put your One two in her three four :P

by NidgeDFX June 12, 2018

Four fingers up

If you put four fingers up you get no bitches

Shawn put four fingers up
*He must get no bitches

by Steven Hawkins wheel chair April 18, 2022

four eye

A person with glasses.

That four eye dude looks hot.

by KosmosJ August 3, 2010

there are four lights

the only way to end a heated debate when one person continues to repeat a lie in the hopes that the other person will believe it is true.

comes from the ST:TNG episode where Capt. Picard is captured by the Cardassians and subjected to physical and psychological torture to make him believe there are five lights instead of four in the interrogation room.

pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"

expert: "Two unnecessary wars..."

pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"

expert: "Increased military spending..."

pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"

expert: "Tax breaks for the super wealthy..."

pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"

expert: "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!"

by projectaristotle August 29, 2012

four-finger ring

1. An amount of money on the order of $10,000.

2. A pair of brass knuckles.

1. I sold dope to earn a four-finger ring.

2. I ought to bust that pussyass thug with my four-finger ring.

by pigeonface May 15, 2005

forrizzle

for real, serious, slang for are you for real

are you forrizzle my nizzle on the hizzle.

by amerikkka May 27, 2005