the act of drunken eating upon returning home safely from a bar late at night or early in the morning
P.D. felt hungry when the taxi dropped him off so he decided to fourish himself with two frozen southwest eggrolls, his roommate’s leftover tater tot hot-dish, a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, and a can of Chef Boyardee ravioli.
The belief that an animal's behaviors are based on their coatcolor.
For example, “He thinks orange cats are friendlier than Blue Himalayans. That’s furism!” “She said all black labs are badasses and all yellow labs are docile. That’s furism!’”
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.