Mongoose Fondle

When a professional sports team loses by 40-49 points.

The Wolves gave the Pacers a mongoose fondling with their 125-80 victory.

by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005

pounding the flounder

Um well fucking yourself...
Masturbation
What your mom does at night...

She was pounding the flounder.

by Did bish August 28, 2016

freedom-fondle

To slowly and methodically grope somebody's junk in order to defeat the terrorists and keep the USA #1.

I love airport security because when I get freedom-fondled by the TSA it means I'm being patriotic.

by TSAUSA November 25, 2010

fuzzy flounder fishing

tring to find and have sex with a women

lets go fuzzy flounder finshing tonight

by adam schott March 15, 2005

Powder Flounder

A skier or snowboarder that falls into a large pile of snow and has difficultly getting back up. This typically occurs on days following a large snowfall, aka a powder day. The fallen person will often resemble a flopping fish out of water as they flail around and attempt to stand.

"There was so much snow we saw 10 people powder flounder."

"I powder floundered so hard on that run."

"Sorry I took so long, I was just powder floundering in that 6ft pile of snow."

by JojoT January 13, 2014

Fondler on the roof

Not to be confused with the famous musical "Fiddler on the roof". Fondler on the roof involves the action of touching your own or another individual's genitalia on the roof of an apartment, house, dwelling etc.

Instead of watching Fiddler on the Roof I decided to play "Fondler on the roof" with Jimmy!

by FondleKING10000 March 4, 2011

schlong fondler

one who fondles schlong(s)

everyone who watches american idol is a total schlong fondler.

by vulvahammer May 28, 2010