Banter Ladder

A ranked ladder describing whom the author would most like to fuck within a group/league and/or club

''I can't believe I'm ranked 3 in the Banter Ladder'
'Congrats mate, Luke must really like you'

by PremierBananaman May 22, 2017

banter snaps

Using Snapchat to try to destroy someone's self-image

Person 1: Hey let's go bowling!

Person 2: Sure! But no banter snaps though.

by kJ7 May 27, 2017

hand banter

Humorous hand gestures. Witty communication by means of gesticulation.

He didn't have to say a word. He had us pissing ourselves laughing with his hand banter.

by Lester Piglet July 2, 2017

Recycled banter

When someone makes a similar joke to one that’s already been made by one of their mates or uses one they’ve seen on the internet.

“Mate that joke is dead, proper recycled banter”

by MancLore November 13, 2017

banter

A banter is a person who is often dressed up as a homosexual person, but is actually straight. This word comes from the ghettoes of England.

- Look at that banter!

- I'm not a banter!!!!
- banter
- but
-butt
- banter fagit
- K

merrily, merrily, nothing but a meme

by SCOTLANDFOREVER March 8, 2017

king of banter

The most banterous bantermiester on the Earth.

Everybody knows who this is without needing to be told. It's like the Force. The King of Banter is the source of all banter. The dark side of banter may be strong, but the king of Banter is stronger.

Long live the King of Banter!

Mr Awesome Jones is the King of Banter.

by Snalbans Tinstle June 13, 2016

callous banter

A statement of a derogatory or degrading manne which still maintains an element of humour, albeit perhaps not to the subject

Bloke 1) you're a right spacky cunt
Bloke) haha that's callous banter

by The KneipMantis May 29, 2016