Floor Potato

The act of over exertion to the point of collapsing onto the floor like the apple of the earth

I sucked wheel then sprinted for the finish. I woke up a floor potato

by The first floor potato April 7, 2021

Floor stompers

Somebody with big and ugly feet. Bonus if they have unclipped toenails,

“my roommate doesn’t put on any house shoes and just walks around the place barefoot. I have to strain myself not to tell him “Bro. Put those floor stompers away””

by dundunhead April 10, 2022

floor technician

Fancy title for janitor

I just got hired as the new floor technician at Olympic Medical!

by liem May 14, 2014

floor to drawer

A method of cleaning that involves taking all the clutter off the floor and putting it away from view (most typically in drawers but sometimes in closets, bins, etc.) without really doing anything to resolve the mess.

Bob: You cleaned up! Wow, your room looks great!
Eric: I didn't really clean...check the dresser. Floor to drawer method baby.

by nukid1 November 19, 2010

Floor brush

A very janky broom. Commonly seen broken in half and/or missing many bristles used by single young men living alone

Where’d you put the floor brush?

by Moondoggi October 5, 2021

floor noodles

noodles that skye eats after she drops them on the floor

ewww did you just eat floor noodles?!

by It’smebitch🤠 March 2, 2019

next floor

A phrase used when describing something greedy, gluttonous, etc. Derived from the film "Next Floor" created by Phoebe Greenberg.

Person 1: "Dude, check out that guy over there! He's, like, eating all the snacks!"

Person 2: "Seriously! Next floor!"

Person 1: "Yea totally!"

by resophonic April 1, 2010