Flooning

Masturbating so hard that your foreskin rips off the penile shaft resulting in a dumbo looking penis.

I gooned to hard so I started flooning

by Fart apple March 27, 2024

Floonching

The act of crushing a mans testicles into a fine paste and then cooking them like a pancake

Josiah if you talk shit one more time then me and my gang are gonna start floonching.

by Joe Sigmond January 25, 2025

Flooner

A modern device that can do anything.

"My Flooner does everything."

by Gwillius December 10, 2025

flongzo

something that can fly with the airplanes

hey Glingo, whats up

-oh nothin just a coupple flongzos

by Glingo Davis December 21, 2003

flonchin

going out on the rip wid the lads looking to score some nice flange

as in flonchin some flange

by Pableno January 17, 2005

Flognott

Mean:ITs A Word That Is A Word To Summerize All Bad Words

Tay:Yu Stupet
Jen;Wateva Flognott!

by UmmIdkWatThiss July 2, 2009

Flonshimulous

Greater than or better than perfect. As well as amazing, spectacular, and any other definition thinkable.

When I had sex with my sheep it was flonshimulous.

by photonmammoth August 6, 2011