The supreme ruler in the art of the flake- frequently commits to attendance of an event or activity, but disappears without a trace as soon as you ask where they are.
Person 1: Where's Gonzo man? He said he was coming.
2: you mean flake master flex? He's not coming lol.
2: you mean flake master flex? He's not coming lol.
by Timothy Flinsmass May 5, 2018
Get the flake master flex mug.Acts or statements that can be described as a “profile in cowardice.” Moral or ethical equivocation fit under this umbrella. The adjectival form of ‘Flakian’ (see: Flakian).
“Did you see that Senator refuse to do anything close to standing up for his/her previously stated principles? I’m so tired of their Flakery.”
by @PoliticalProletariat November 15, 2018
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by Jellygrape February 24, 2019
Get the Flake mug.1. Someone who fails to honor commitments, either by making excuses or simply not showing up to the planned event.
2. Someone who regularly does cocaine, an illicit substance referred to by some as "flake."
2. Someone who regularly does cocaine, an illicit substance referred to by some as "flake."
It's been half an hour and Leo hasn't shown up- that fucking flaker.
You can't just snort the coke on my dinner table, you flaker!
You can't just snort the coke on my dinner table, you flaker!
by TyrianTyrell October 27, 2019
Get the Flaker mug.A FLAKE is ONLY when a person does NOT inform the person/parties AHEAD* of time that he is unable to make the engagement. On dates, people get STOOD UP. At events, he is considered a NO-SHOW.
Later, flakes generally give lame excuses for their absence or attempt to ignore their behavior altogether.
* A flake is NOT necessarily someone who is LATE or someone who informs the party ahead of time that they are unable to make the event.
Later, flakes generally give lame excuses for their absence or attempt to ignore their behavior altogether.
* A flake is NOT necessarily someone who is LATE or someone who informs the party ahead of time that they are unable to make the event.
“Ya know, Bob is such a flake. He coulda (at least) called to let us know that he wasn’t gonna show up.”
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Get the Flakey 1 mug.Skeets flakes is the when you try to clean off the dry skeet off of something without water, producing skeet flakes.
Dude I skeeted all over my girl last night and when I woke up I put my fingers through her hair, nastiest thing when I took my hand out, I had a bunch of skeet flakes in my hand.
by Brendenks February 9, 2014
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