Spock Five

Spock Five is the new and improved High Five, as well as the most awesome way of greeting friends and strangers. Established in 2007 it has been greatly spread across the UK. To perform this method of greeting you must do the Spock hand sign and high five, as soon as that stage is complete, the gap between your middle finder and ring finger must be pushed against the person doing the same thing opposite to you ( BUT YOU MUST BE CARFUL OF THE WEBBING).

Hey Dude!! (Spock Five!)

by Spocky5dude March 17, 2012

schfifty five

Fifty five, group x style.

"Girlfriend's age? schfifty five. My IQ? schfifty five."

by alison January 20, 2004

Five in the poo

A figure of speech used to describe anal fisting.

"Dude, she's a pro! She took five in the poo and didn't even break a sweat."

by circuit_38 December 14, 2009

fast-five

a hand job

He gave himself a fast-five before returning to his date with his cousin.

by smartypi May 16, 2011

maroon fived

When you are defecating in a public setting and trying to get in and out quickly, so that no one knows you are taking a dump, and you realize that you are producing a messy dump that will require much wiping, therefore blowing your cover.

I was on this date with Katrina, and my stomach started acting up so I tried to go to the restroom quickly, but I laid down an absolute monster of a terd and got totally maroon fived.

by justindelaney October 25, 2018

Sub-Five

Any girl (or guy) who is valued as lower than a 5 in the hotness scale. Sub-Fives are usually referred to denote if a girl is acceptable to hook up with or not.

Friend 1: Dude, that girl you brought home last night better not have been a sub-five.

Friend 2: I don't fuck around with sub-fives, don't worry bro.

by CalDaddy May 10, 2014

dive at five

An phrase used to express total eagerness in the prospect of or opportunity to perform oral sex on a woman.

Dude, I can't wait to dive at five tonight.

by dalbort June 24, 2007