Holy Five

A Holy five is when you perform an action so awesome, God himself has to give you a high five for it. A holy five also makes the earth shake, and in the most purely awesome cases, angels will begin to sing. It is said that when Chuck Norris appeared, he was awarded one single holy five thus creating the Chuck Norris we all know today. Holy fives rarely occur, but are the reason for most earthquakes in modern times.

#1: I just got really high, had a threesome, played my best game of CoD yet, while I was sitting on a chair made of money. All at the same time!
#2: Awesome bro!
*God's hand appears out of nowhere and gives #1 a highfive*
#1: What the awesome hell just happened?
#2: Holy five bro! But why is the earth shaking?

by Ultra-Nerd x September 10, 2012

schfifty five

Fifty five, group x style.

"Girlfriend's age? schfifty five. My IQ? schfifty five."

by alison January 20, 2004

Five in the poo

A figure of speech used to describe anal fisting.

"Dude, she's a pro! She took five in the poo and didn't even break a sweat."

by circuit_38 December 14, 2009

maroon fived

When you are defecating in a public setting and trying to get in and out quickly, so that no one knows you are taking a dump, and you realize that you are producing a messy dump that will require much wiping, therefore blowing your cover.

I was on this date with Katrina, and my stomach started acting up so I tried to go to the restroom quickly, but I laid down an absolute monster of a terd and got totally maroon fived.

by justindelaney October 25, 2018

fast-five

a hand job

He gave himself a fast-five before returning to his date with his cousin.

by smartypi May 16, 2011

Sub-Five

Any girl (or guy) who is valued as lower than a 5 in the hotness scale. Sub-Fives are usually referred to denote if a girl is acceptable to hook up with or not.

Friend 1: Dude, that girl you brought home last night better not have been a sub-five.

Friend 2: I don't fuck around with sub-fives, don't worry bro.

by CalDaddy May 10, 2014

dive at five

An phrase used to express total eagerness in the prospect of or opportunity to perform oral sex on a woman.

Dude, I can't wait to dive at five tonight.

by dalbort June 24, 2007