flaccid sword fight

When two older men with E.D. have a sexual encounter.

Doug and Murph are having a flaccid sword fight. Yuck!

by Jdmac4 December 30, 2015

Barr room fight

A brawl involving the pugnacious and arrogant AG Barr, where patriotic Senators poked holes in his anti-American, pro-Trumpian mentality.

Senator Harris most certainly demonstrated her capacity to win that Barr room fight, hands down.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 2, 2019

font-fight

1. Sharing opinion in an argument, debate, or discussion-in private or public, using any font type.

2. A battle in text format-where a rapier wit is not imperative but literacy, keyboard speed and accuracy is.

As coward to confrontation, he hides behind font fight.

Her font-fight is offensive and substantially lacks conviction.

Ruining the stutter-fucked bitch is easily done in font-fight, too

by Lady Logorrhea November 16, 2010

Shit Fight

A great, messy struggle, such as a freeway at rush hour or registration at a large university.

I got this from a deck hand, who works off of Hawaii and the Great Barrier Reef in Australia.

Don't even try to park near the stadium. It's a shit fight on game day.

by KingfishRex October 28, 2004

Giraffe Fight

When to men swing their flacid penis' together which then wrap around each other, like two giraffe's fighting.

Mike: Were you at the party on Saturday?
Dave: No. What happened?
Mike: There were these two drunk ass guys giraffe fighting. It sounded like 2 pieces of wet meat slapping together.
Dave: Gross

by Slappy Pappy November 2, 2012

toaster fight

When two bros are high as fuck and have the munchies for bacon, but can't decide between bread or toast, they will engage in combat using the plug and cord as a weapon and the toaster as a shield.

" dude I've got the munchies for bacon so bad for bacon and toast"

" no mate it's gotta be bread "

" think we have a toaster fight on then "

by Geoffy June 5, 2014

excite fight

When Toms friends try and get him to jerk them off in the name of sportsmanship.

Hey Tom, come excite fight me to completion.

by DougMangione June 26, 2014