Felcy

Acronym for Fucking Little Cunts i.e. F.L.C.'s
Applies to young people (generally males) who are up to no good and need to be told.

Oi felcy what do you think you're doin?

by Grax69 October 20, 2015

Felcshin

A smallish white rubbery object, sprouting several hairs of 2cm - 13cm in length.

A chunk of flesh form someones head.

by Captain. Bob Jesus March 11, 2003

felcible

When someone is not feeling hungry, but is looking for food out of boredom, they are described as being "felcible"

"Why are you hungry? You've just had lunch!"
"I'm not hungry, just a tad felcible"

by ansy-babe December 24, 2008

felch

To offer a regal benefit, befitting of Kings and Queens. Gift of honor associated with great deeds done by royalty

A King who rules his Parliment to war and risks his closeest allies is Felched by ceremony and circumstance. The sword of the enemy may be felched upon him

by wordsam August 1, 2009

Felchman

Felchman

Function: noun

Etymology: English, from a Jersey City origin. An extension of a person who turns out to be familiar with the process of "felching".

1. A person who always claims they are going out for a single drink; disappearing overnight and then sleeping off their hangover until the afternoon.

2. A person who after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol, begins to display "creepy hands" in an attempt to fondle girls whom he normally has a platonic relationship with.

Scott: Did John come home last night?
Steve: Nope, went out for "1 drink" and never came back.
Scott: Probably spent all night in a state of inebriated debauchery.
Steve: Yea, Felchman is disgusting.

by JCNJ9 February 19, 2010

Felch

Sucking custard through a rubber tea towel holder

Felching

by Nathanial Brash August 15, 2010

Felch

When a person rectum is filled with cum and they fart.

John took it in the ass real good. Cum was dripping from his ass till he felched it out!

by Cencal 77 August 5, 2017