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Feeding the pig

When someone is worrying over something tiny that doesn't really affect anything, you would say they're feeding the pig. Usually, this means they're worried about another, bigger problem which they're subconsciously avoiding by focusing on this one.
Person 1: I can't decide between red and mauve lipstick, and I need to make the right impression or they won't hire me!

Person 2: Oh, stop feeding the pig.
by cantthinkofaname123 November 19, 2020
mugGet the Feeding the pigmug.

feeding the vacuum

Slang for fucking the vacuum. With a penis of course. Fucking the tube is usually how its done.
Mom: Son! What are you doing to the vacuum!?!?

Son: Feeding the vacuum.
by TrolleyMC June 17, 2017
mugGet the feeding the vacuummug.

Black Feed

Black Feed, most commonly known as kfc or watermelon are to of the ingredients to grow, raise, and sustain a black person. Black Feed is the only thing that they will consume or else gang violence occurs.
My homie went and purchaced some Black Feed for him and his kid.
mugGet the Black Feedmug.

FEED THE GOOSE.

The broke college student is the goose. FEED THE GOOSE. is the students’ cry for money and/or food.
Student 1: Dang man, I really gotta get to the grocery store but my bank account is literally empty.

Student 2: Maybe you should ask your parents if they’ll FEED THE GOOSE.
by Hobbitlobby September 15, 2018
mugGet the FEED THE GOOSE.mug.

Feed the Meter

When your dating a girl and she wants to have kids and get married, you get her whatever it takes to buy more time.
My girlfriend is talking about having kids, so I bought her a dog to feed the meter.

*Friend 1:* My girlfriend is turning 33 tomorrow.

*Friend 2:* Gotta feed the meter bro!
by GKG1214 February 3, 2020
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Feed the Ducks

Unsolicited, undesired invitation to a homosexual relationship
Jim: you wanna feed the ducks?
Bob: no, brah, I don’t swing that way.
Jim: ok, you wanna feed the snake?
by barffbag June 14, 2018
mugGet the Feed the Ducksmug.

twit-feed

Your (or someone else's) twitter.com feed of what is typically completely useless shit.

Shortening of twitter also serves as a mild mockery of the service's users.
"What the hell is with this fucking traffic?"
"Maybe the twit-feed will answer this!"
by kidra July 9, 2012
mugGet the twit-feedmug.

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