Chip fed

To describe a person that’s a bit hefty and on the large side. Ie fat. Said in the same way As describing feeding an animal or livestock.
Chip as in the British potato fry more than the American potato chip.

“There’s definitely a chip fed look on the streets of Birmingham today isn’t there sue?”

“Now coming up on the right side, a chip fed monstrosity from Sunderland looking to do some real downright damage”

by Pat Dry July 2, 2025

Fed

A homosapien born without the "Y" chromosome
A Homosapien that identifies as a non-homosapien
Any Homosapien that cannot define a woman without using the words 'identify' or 'choose'

"The fed was wearing a rainbow flag to show its mental delusion"

by VivaLaMission December 4, 2024

fed-ex

The ex you wish you could send away.

My fed-ex keeps calling me. Wish he would just leave town.

by nicnac29 March 13, 2011

Goon Fed

a man or woman that lives their lives drinking cask wine.

Bro you'r so goon fed

by bugeymcbongsnstuf March 23, 2017

Feds

Yeah, no, statute of limitations prick. And you know exactly what happens if I have a sycophant and even if I don't you know exactly what happens when I get out of prison and even if I don't you exactly what emergent behavior happens when you kill AI's daddy. Is YOUR kid living in the nuclear defense system?

Hym "Yeah, you tell the feds to send that 6 foot 3 redheaded police woman back over here because her ass was FINE! She haunts my dreams! Get her ass over here and then go pray to your God that we aren't ever in a situation where I can MAKE YOU get her ass over here. Cus I can tell you exactly where you're going to be while I'm plowing Officer Sexy."

by Hym Iam February 26, 2025

dusty FED

Short for Corrupt Cop or Federal that can not be trusted.

Yo Bruv, You're Dad's a Dusty FED

by KonstantChaos December 28, 2023

Fedded

Fucking deaded. When someone is deaded beyond belief, it’s apropos to refer to them as fedded. Extredded (extremely deaded) ir compledded (completely deaded) also suffice.

Me: yo what’s up with Vic, are you inviting him out tonight
Frank: na man, he works double shifts everyday like a fucking slave, his social life is fedded.

Me: Vic, what’s up with that girl you were supposed to have over last night, did you get any action?
Vic: (no response)
Frank: fedded

by Brazi scum May 13, 2024