February 8

The day when the freakiest of freaks are born. Without people born on February 8th good sex wouldn’t exist.

guy 1: My girl’s birthday is February 8th
guy 2: Oh you know what that means?

by sir. dig bick October 19, 2019

February 15

International appreciate short people day

It’s February 15, thanks for being short❤️

by Alabama headass October 31, 2020

february 20

February 20th is a day where all real sensitive people are born. A day to be sensitive. A day to celebrate sensitive bitches! You go sensitive kings and queens!

Friend 1: I’m so sad I feel like today Is February 20

by Fuckmylifeohmygosh April 12, 2019

February 13

A cool person's birthday! Yay!

Person 1. "It's February 13th today."

Cool Person. "OMFG TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY!!"

by cupcakeface October 19, 2008

February 18th

National kick ugly bitches ass day

I love February 18th because I can kick ugly bitches ass

by Yeyechikenbutthole November 18, 2019

February 17

February 17 you have to give your girlfriend a hoodie or you don’t love them period

Oh no tomorrow is February 17 let’s go get her a hoodie !!

by Someone 08 February 16, 2020

February 15

National 'Give Your Best Friend A Slice Of Cheese' Day.

'hey Gianna, its February 15, I got you a piece of cheese'.

by thatkidwhoisbornonfebruary15 October 19, 2019