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Fecal Feather

When you put your poop into a sleeping person's hand, then tickle their nose with a feather.

The sleeping person will rub poop on themselves and vomit everywhere while you hysterically laugh in the corner.
Dude l totally got them with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!
by anonymous June 22, 2024
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tar 'n' feather

Refers to either:
(1) The correct way to pave a road (i.e., to evenly spread/roll asphalt and then neatly angle-smooth the edges)
(2) What "they" will do to you is you do a sorry-a** job of said paving.
D.O.T. foreman: The citizens in this area are really touchy about having their hard-won tax-dollars used for re-surfacing their main street, so I'd better see that my crew does a good job of it if we don't want them to tar 'n' feather us afterwards.
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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Feather Ears

Feather ears is when feathers start coming out of ears, the feathers cause ringing and pain in the ears. If left untreated the victim will become deaf and in extreme cases die. This happens when the victim knows they are in a bad relationship but still are in the relationship, the more they listen to their partner the more feathers will come out.
Did you know? Dallas is deaf because his boyfriend was abusive.”
“He got feather ears from that.”
by BatTriekxx May 30, 2022
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Feathers

it's one of the things that most Dinosaurs love.
-Dinosaurs have feathers!

*Jurassic Park fans scream in pain*
by BOI399 April 4, 2018
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fish-feather

Fish-feather is code for scale, as in a scale used to weigh goods and or precious stones.
Hey Tom you got a fish-feather? What's a fish-feather? A fish doesn't have feathers Tom, what does it have? Ohh scales
by Trickglock April 26, 2019
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Feathering

The act of bringing someone(s) into an isolated area, and stroke/tickle their rectum (butthole) with an animals feather.
Dude, I just caught them Feathering each other in the bathroom!
by Jason Bo Bason May 1, 2024
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Feathered

Getting shin-bashed in the dickbag.
Get feathered fuckface
by Cummy calvin July 16, 2021
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