Fake people

People who will only hangout with you when they have no one else to hangout with. They will be a different person and hangout with people they have known less longer. They will invite other People to things that they know you don’t like, and then will ditch you for that person.

I can’t stand fake people who do those things to people they call their friends.

by allsmeres November 15, 2019

Tasty Fake

Generally applied to food that's made to look like other food, or at least other objects. It could be as simple as a cake made to look like a television set, or as imaginative as mashed potatoes colored and arranged as an ice cream sundae.

Origins are from Season 16, episode 2 of The Simpsons. Marge enters a baking contest and the other contestants mock her for making "tasty fakes", a dessert made to look like hot dogs from deep fried cookie dough and meringue.

"These sushi cupcakes are so awesome!"
"I know, they're the best tasty fakes I've ever come up with. All they are is bite sized vanilla cupcakes lined with fruit roll up and coconut on top."

by karasuma January 7, 2008

Fake laugh

An outburst of laughter done in purpose to act as if something was found funny, but in reality it wasn't. It is usually found to be annoying and diminishing towards the person who made the comment or joke. If a person continues to do fake laughs at things, eventually they will get used to doing them and will end up pulling them off at things that weren't even meant to be funny and make idiots of themselves.

A person can be caught putting on a fake laugh by him/her laughing too suddenly, and ending the laughter suddenly, usually with a straight face throughout it or at the end.

John: I feel tired.
Ben: HAHAHA!!! (straight face)
Shaun: That was the biggest fake laugh ever Ben....
John: I know it wasn't even meant to be funny.

by Yeosas October 18, 2010

Fake nerds

The biggest idiots on the planet. They pretend to be geeks or nerds to be cool.
You see, if you're like me, you've been called a nerd or a geek your whole life. Then you see these jackasses walking along, speaking in 1337 in REAL LIFE like idiots, using terms like "uber" and "w00t," professing how much of a nerd they are. They have tons of friends and everyone seems to like them.
Meanwhile, you and your lonely, virgin for life friends sit watching in disgust, wondering why someone would WANT to be a nerd.
Why would someone want to be like you and your friends, talking too loud or too quiet, being socially awkward, and being the only people you know who have never touched a girl? Are people stupid?

The answer is a definite yes.

Fake nerds: "lol uber w00t! I know how to go to MySpace at school! It's easy, you just open command prompt, type tracert myspace.com, wait, and then copy the IP into the address bar! I'm such a nerd, I'm sorry!"

Real nerds: "I'm going to die alone."

by Stevuph O'Jimsen August 11, 2009

2 Shot Fake Out

When fucking a bitch from behind, you spit on her back and then she thinks you have cummed and when she turns around you bust in her face! AWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET!

"The bitch was being dumb so i did a 2 shot fake out and that shut her up, my nukka!"

by Joey Gilliam February 14, 2006

fake class

any class in which no one knows what they are doing, yet they still pass with at least an 80.

I don't know what I'm doing!!!

Hey, at least you're passing.

Damn fake class

by teabagfuh69 December 7, 2004

fake band

A band that exists only in name and concept. The greatest fake bands promote their name without plans to ever rehearse, record, or play live.

"You don't fuck with Cupcakes & Beer, man - we rawk hard."
"That's your fake band foo, you guys talk and rock a bar stool."

by Jeanyis June 11, 2008