Alternative Facts

A series of Falsehoods

"Look, Alternative Facts are not Facts, they're falsehoods!"
---- Chuck Todd, MSNBC

by WistalaDaGreen March 27, 2021

Alternative Fact

Basically a lie but said in an elegant way.

A: Hey the sky is soooo blue... (nighttime)

B: ummmm alternative fact?

by Chi-Dino April 13, 2017

Dow facts

When you refuse to accept a misunderstanding and create an alternate reality in your head. Usually accompanied with a disillusionment of reality.

Dad: I heard you got mono after prom.
Son: no. We went as friends stop spreading Dow facts

by RocketSedan April 18, 2018

Fact Account

An account on twitter that will say they speak facts about a specific character or series or company, while in reality will just make cum jokes over and over. The most known fact account is Awesome Nintendo Facts on twitter which is known as the main person who started the fact community

Normal person: You own a fact account on twitter?
Guy: yeah, it fucking sucks
Normal person: Whats so bad about talking about something you like?
Guy: Oh contrare

by SomeStupidUser May 21, 2021

Fact-Ory

One whose general knowledge of arcane and useless subjects causes them to spew facts intermittently to no avail.

Doug - "Did you know that all polar bears are left handed?"

John - "Uh... No... but that's interesting."

Claire - "Oh, don't mind dug. He's a fact-ory."

by Socko_Detheroc December 9, 2008

Opinionated-Fact

An Opinion which is actually a fact

(Me talking to a friend)

Me-Italian food is better then Polish food

Friend- That's just an Opinion

Me- No that's an Opinionated-Fact

by bdr8889 February 12, 2013

Fact Hat

An imaginary hat used to make fun of someone who has either come up with a completely random fact or has made something up to look smart.

Step One: Sarcastically yell “Wow! You just pull that out of the fact hat!”

Step Two: Motion like one of your arms is wrapped bucket.

Step Three: With your other hand, pretend to pull out a little piece of paper from the imaginary bucket with thumb and forefinger.

Step Four: Now pretend to unfurl the little piece of paper with both hands as if it was rolled up and pretend to read it.

Make sure you make a retarded face while going through the steps to make the offending person feel even more stupid.

Is he pulling shit out of the Fact Hat again?

by Scairen November 17, 2006