when hell freezes over

signifies that something will never, ever happen.

1: so when will the Bengals win the Super Bowl?
2: when hell freezes over, that's when.

by KRHimself November 29, 2004

Freeze From Fortnite February

A month in which all must try to refrain themselves from playing the popular game Fortnite.

"Hey are you gonna participate in Freeze From Fortnite February?"

"No thanks, I really dont want to lose my virginity

by DepressedMangoes December 29, 2018

till hell freezes over

forever(use caution with hell)

We will probably have to wait till hell freezes over to explore another galaxy.

by Light Joker December 21, 2004

when hell freezes over

Idiomatic expression used to describe an event or scenario that is so unlikely that it will likely never occur.

Q: Dude, I'm tired of the beach. Wanna go and ride that fake, plastic wave that they setup at Wal-Mart?
A: Yeah!
Q: Right on! Let's roll!
A: Hold on, I'd rather do that when hell freezes over. You stupid nincompoop.

by broceanographer July 20, 2006

we neva freeze

We neva freeze

We neva freeze

by Thatguyinyourshed. January 16, 2018

Gold Coast Deep Freeze

When you get back from the pubs and notice a handbag on the floor, urinate in it and place it in the freezer.

That girl last night copped the old Gold Coast Deep Freeze

by grinding4eva January 9, 2011

In two inches of freezing water

Basically, if you're really surprised about something, you're in two inches of freezing water. Just think, if you were suddenly in two inches of freezing water, you would probably be pretty surprised.

Girl: I was totally in two inches of freezing water when the bartender invited us back to his house!

by Kaycene September 25, 2008