fondle fuck

A form of sex when two (or more) people fondle so profusely it is considered sex (i.e. fucking).

Usually preformed in the presence of friends at a social activity when actual sex isn't an option.

Alternative to making out.

Dude, did you see Spencer last night? He was sitting there fondle fucking Stacie during the whole movie.

by ImSpartacus September 15, 2007

fonk

this is like sayin u have beef with somebody..fonkin

are they still fonkin with them?

by S+K=S May 21, 2006

Club Fondren

<proper noun> The colloquial name used by Rice Students in reference to Fondren Library, the University's primary library

"I am going to party all night at Club Fondren because I have three midterms next week."

by B. Henderson September 28, 2006

fongul

Italian word meaning "Fuck you"

Grandson: Nonna, guess what! I am starting to date this nice Croatian girl and...
Nonna: A FONGUL! You should be dating a nice italian girl.

by BigNik August 17, 2011

turd fondler

1.one who inserts their hand into another's anus.
2. a homosexual man.
3. an idiot or jackass.

That Sid in marketing is a real turd fondler, I'd like to slit his throat.

by Dr. Literate September 11, 2008

fontra

The crushing, humiliating, ass-clenching embarrassment you feel for someone else which is so painful you can't even watch whatever they're doing.

"Did you see George Galloway dancing on Celebrity Big Brother? Total fontra."

by astrocraft January 18, 2006

FontCest

Considered Cancer among the Undertale fandom, people still ship it a bunch.
Tho they are brother and skeletons they still ship it.

It’s like SansCest or PapCest, but instead of AUs, it’s brothers. So sweet ol’alabama time for these two brothers.

There are many different types of Fontcest such as:
• FellCest
• SwapCest
• LustCest

1: Who do you ship in Undertale? I like Soriel
2: SORIEL!? I LIKE FONTCEST
1: Um, Ok then, you do you then
2: FONTCEST FOREVERRRRRRRR
1: ....

by XxX-White Towel Snap-XxX September 15, 2020