flap attack

Also known as, doing a Deeley. The art of flapping all over the place and mildly stressful situations accompanied by pausing like a deer in headlights for most of the day.

'He had a flap attack at the site of the Queue'

by TotalKernt February 27, 2017

skunk flaps

Dewey meat curtains glazed in smegmetic formenting man muck. Smells more like rotting shellfish but can occasionally hint at skunky odor when a woman is mensturating.

David bent down to kiss Maria's welcoming woman hood when he hit a wall of revulsion emanating from Maria's festering skunk flaps.

by Jimmy Dink February 21, 2017

Flap Chance

It's where you finger a girl while she is giving you a lap dance, then she blows you

That girl was so amazing, we did the good 'ol flap chance

by TonyIsHot November 4, 2019

Cream Flaps

Cream flaps are vag lips that have been squirted with a healthy dose of cum.

Last night Jason blew 5 loads in Marci and her cream flaps were sticking to her panties.

by MrsRuff April 20, 2014

jackin flaps

Another typical way of describing a women masturbation. just like a guy jackin dick, Jackin Flaps is jackin it with a womens vaginal flaps.

Jenny was Jackin Flaps in her bathroom upstairs during the party last night.

by The Stuffinator Knowhow March 5, 2015

Mud flapped

The act of having your balls farted on.

My wife mud flapped me last night.

by nrourk February 27, 2011

elbow flap

The loose skin that everyone has when they flatten their arm. It tends to be more prevalent in the elderly

little joey grabbed on to grandpa's elbow flap

by crinjah December 11, 2009