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Feed Fever

When scrolling through your social news feeds and can't stop, because the feed never ends and you don't want to miss anything, therefor you compulsively keep scrolling.
Get off your Phone, you have Feed Fever!
by PacMan000 November 29, 2014
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feed the drain

Every morning, after dropping deuce, I like to feed the drain.
by jhamm December 9, 2010
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Feeding The Ducks

The act of violently inserting a whole loaf of bread into the vagina (or anus) of a female, slice by slice
Pierce: Yo are we out of bread?

Dylan: Yeah, my bad, I was with Molly and I was Feeding the Ducks, if you catch my drift

Pierce: Haha yeah I hope she doesn't get a *yeast infection*
by RanOffOnDaPlugThrice May 29, 2018
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Feeding the pig

When someone is worrying over something tiny that doesn't really affect anything, you would say they're feeding the pig. Usually, this means they're worried about another, bigger problem which they're subconsciously avoiding by focusing on this one.
Person 1: I can't decide between red and mauve lipstick, and I need to make the right impression or they won't hire me!

Person 2: Oh, stop feeding the pig.
by cantthinkofaname123 November 19, 2020
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Feed the Meter

When your dating a girl and she wants to have kids and get married, you get her whatever it takes to buy more time.
My girlfriend is talking about having kids, so I bought her a dog to feed the meter.

*Friend 1:* My girlfriend is turning 33 tomorrow.

*Friend 2:* Gotta feed the meter bro!
by GKG1214 February 3, 2020
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Feed the Ducks

Unsolicited, undesired invitation to a homosexual relationship
Jim: you wanna feed the ducks?
Bob: no, brah, I don’t swing that way.
Jim: ok, you wanna feed the snake?
by barffbag June 14, 2018
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feeding the vacuum

Slang for fucking the vacuum. With a penis of course. Fucking the tube is usually how its done.
Mom: Son! What are you doing to the vacuum!?!?

Son: Feeding the vacuum.
by TrolleyMC June 17, 2017
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