exitate

Hesitating while getting one's bearings upon exiting an elevator, escalator, or other conveyance, causing gridlock for the people behind.

I hate daytrippers who exitate when they get off the train. Move to one side and figure out where you're going!

by Zhou Schmo July 22, 2007

exiteer

A person in the audience of a movie theater who decides to go out the emergency exit way instead of through the lobby. Therefore causing bright light to appear in the movie theater which makes people (whose eyes are in pain from the sudden light) very annoyed, etc.

My eyes hurt so much because I just experienced a family of damn exiteers at the movie theater.

by Glasses 'n Neckties July 18, 2009

Exition

its like excitement, only with a tion!

thursday?

yesssssssss
exition!

by cardrew September 26, 2005

exitium

exitium is a megalovania made for rick from rick and morty

exitium v5 tbh xdd

"yo have you heard of exitium v5 from exitiumtale"
"nigga pl"

by please_add_me_on_roblox July 24, 2018

Overly-exited

Overly-exited is the term used to describe someone who poops, pees, gets in a coma, has a seizure, dies, or has any kind of severe reaction to the mere sight of FREE WATER.

These kind of people are highly dangerous to hang out with cause they have bad timing and are uncontrollable. Overly-exited people have their own beaches to go to so they can do whatever they want in the ocean without nobody figuring out a clue. Only problem is when you see what the tides brought in...;

Frozen Lemonade vendor: Want some free water? -shows a bottle of water-
Overly-exited person: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just shitted, peed, and oh! I think I'm having a seizure! -faints, gets coma, and dies-
Passerby: There goes another overly-exited person..
Another passerby: Yup. Hey have you heard of the guy who shitted a fire hydrant of FREE WATER?

by I loveeeeeeeee FREE WATER! July 5, 2009

exititis

Exititis is a specific type of human behavior often associtated with freeway or highway vehicle drivers who speed up and cut across traffic to exit. A common form of exititis is for the driver of the exiting vehicle to cut across, not one, but often, two lanes of traffic just in front of a responsible driver in the right lane. Due to the speed reduction in the exit lane, this type of driver always hits the brakes hard due to excessive speed. This malady exists worldwide and has no known cure.

The three car accident was caused by exititis in the jerk driving the SUV.

by Mr_Puttle October 28, 2009

Seal the Exits

When a couple is in bed and one farts under the blankets, they say 'seal the exits' and hold the blanket as tight as possible thus sealing exits for gas not to escape.

Person a "seal the exits had curry for lunch'
Person b 'what the fuck, smells like legit shit!"

by frenchman69 January 6, 2014