Evan

Evan is a fat cunt who thinks he is better than everyone else, and he loves penis. He also needs his daily dose of attention

Girl 1: that guy over there is being such a cunt!
Girl 2: he must be an Evan! 🙄

by Big Cock Mike June 17, 2018

Evan

A complete dick head who broke up with his amazing boyfriend who would have done anything for him. (fuck up)

Evan just broke up with his boyfriend

by evan 2 October 15, 2019

Evan

A try hard who is horrible in bed and is to shy to show his face that it takes months to see his feet. And he also is sweaty. He is also a pussy bitch who is so bad shit that his dad dropped him 21 times when he was born just because of the meme.

That pussy looks like an Evan

by Dat Fricker November 3, 2018

Evan

An absolute hard man who will get u no matter what. If u annoy him he will steal ur girl. Do not get in Evans way.

Person 1: I don't really like Evan
Person 2: Woah careful he might steal ur girl if he hears u

by canned cheese September 6, 2019

Evan

An annoying piece of shit that can't learn to his shut mouth

Evan

by smellypranks April 23, 2019

Evan

A chill guy who's bisexual and has the biggest cock around.

man 1: Hey did you see Evan around?
girl: Yeah I fucked him last night
man 2: Oh really? I fucked him last week

by that one bi kid November 26, 2020

Evans

Obsessed with sucking ginger dick whilst texting a weed smoking green smeg

Bruh! In gonna do an Evans tonighht

by Robdinglehefner November 27, 2017