a snarky individual who expresses psychopath tendencies. Compulsive liar. May take part in self-mutilation, especially burning one's skin. Can subsist solely on Moxie and Tim Tams. Very skilled at artistically documenting the subversive behavior of his compatriots.
Oh my god, that baby eagle is so evan!
by stupidbitch27 May 10, 2010
by J. Davidson January 09, 2010
Slang term for a closeted homosexual. Usually a very musical person. Has reddish brown wavy hair. Usually from a European background. Excels in foreign language and math. Siblings frown upon them.
"Hey. Do you know that guy Derek? I think he's an evan."
"Hey, Vanessa, I think your boyfriend is an evan."
"You guys know that dude with the Gibson SG? He's such an evan. He even has the hair."
"Hey, Vanessa, I think your boyfriend is an evan."
"You guys know that dude with the Gibson SG? He's such an evan. He even has the hair."
by Lashizzle Washington December 29, 2007
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by ballin72 March 22, 2008