evan

- dick
- gay
-you

evan is a gay dick

by jeffefefefefef June 24, 2019

evan

a lil hoe

evans a lil hoe

by evan the hoe November 25, 2018

evan

a snarky individual who expresses psychopath tendencies. Compulsive liar. May take part in self-mutilation, especially burning one's skin. Can subsist solely on Moxie and Tim Tams. Very skilled at artistically documenting the subversive behavior of his compatriots.

Oh my god, that baby eagle is so evan!

by stupidbitch27 May 10, 2010

Evans

Something that is disgusting.

A synonym for: horrible, 'angin, raw, errrr!!

Aaaah, that growth on your toe is Evans, hangin!!!

by J. Davidson January 9, 2010

evan

Slang term for a closeted homosexual. Usually a very musical person. Has reddish brown wavy hair. Usually from a European background. Excels in foreign language and math. Siblings frown upon them.

"Hey. Do you know that guy Derek? I think he's an evan."

"Hey, Vanessa, I think your boyfriend is an evan."

"You guys know that dude with the Gibson SG? He's such an evan. He even has the hair."

by Lashizzle Washington January 11, 2008

evan

one who sucks at life. a sorry excuse of a man.

Stay away from him. He is such an evan.

by dfjhgoerhgf August 16, 2009

evan

to lie about something ridiculous.

person: im not evan-ing, im being totally serious right now.

by ballin72 March 22, 2008