evanston

awesome place, so much better than wilmette

Evanston is so fucking cool, even if some of the guys are total assholes

by hahahahah September 18, 2004

I can't even

When you literally can't even! When your emotions are so fucked up that you just can't even.

"He is so hot! I can't even."
"Omfg! I hate you so much! I can't even."

by Steve5214 June 25, 2016

don't even trip

don't worry about it- it ain't worth it

Hey man don't even trip, that hoe was askin to get knocked up.

by Jess December 1, 2003

People’s Main Event

Invented by Ariel Helwani. A phrase used to denote a fight on an MMA fight card that garners much attention from the MMA fan base. A fight that fans are looking forward to watching just as much, if not more, than the card’s actual main event.

Ariel Helwani: The fight that fans are looking forward to most is Todd Duffee vs Gian Villante, it is without a doubt the people’s main event. Okay guys I’ll see you next week, same time, same place, till then I say, “Peace, I’m outta here!”

by Leuii November 17, 2021

even

word added to a sentence when you want to stress something hysterically just to sound angrier.

'Why are you EVEN trying it?'
'What are you EVEN doing here?'

by noofruit April 14, 2006

The Evans Paradox

A social technique, where a person is liked regardless of his dubious actions because he is cute and/or looks innocent.

Tom: How come everyone feels sorry for Nathan, he just punched a girl

Rob: Its because he cried, its part of the Evans Paradox

by RedDragonDaviez March 8, 2009

Chris Evans

The coolest and sexiest dude you will ever meet. HAVE YOU SEEN HIS ABS LIKE WTF HOW CAN SOMEONE BE THIS HOOOOT! ;D. He is also the sweetest most heart felt person; he is so funny, wholesome kind and overall someone who I would just love to be in the same room in. Chris Evans is so inspiring and amazing please support him, his movies and most importantly his dog Dodger. Just omg I love him so much <3!!!!!!

person 1: ‘omg is that the sexiest, funniest, kindest man you have ever seen?’
person 2: ‘If it’s Chris Evans, you bet it is! ;)’

by I love Chriiiiiiis December 21, 2020