Epic Failure

1.When someone completely fails at life.

2.Completely failed attempt to do something that would be considered rather simple.

Any one of these will make you an Epic Failure.

1.Accepting the existance of World or Warcraft.

2.The thought of playing World of Warcraft.

3.Actualy playing World of Warcraft.

4.Failure to commit suicide.

5.Failed second attempt to commit suicide using same method.

note: I actualy know someone that did #5

by Allrize April 29, 2008

Epic Games

Epic Games is that game developer that made the now infamous game Gears of War 2, using what THEY believe to be the most powerful, advanced and flexible gaming engine to date. Epic Games is nothing more than a crack team of fuck ups that were so high on their own hype for Gears of War 2, they boasted about how it would be the most unique, graphically enhanced, and addictive game for the Xbox 360, both its campaign and multiplayer. Boy were they ever wrong. Yes, the graphics are good, but the engine Epic designed seemed to mess up everything else in multiplayer, producing laggy servers, ever increasing glitches and ever heightening egos. Epic takes it upon themselves to release half-assed updates that do nothing more than make the game ever more dreadful and idiotic to play. The lack of forsight and sheer skill of Epic Games has thus brought forth one of the more tedious and frustrating games to play on the Xbox 360.

Frank1The2Tank3:Hey Cel3stial get Gears of War 2 its soo hot...

Cel3stial: Ok, but I heard its made by the Epic Games fuck squad. But whatever if you say so.

Three Months Later...

Frank1The2Tank3: Wow gay I two pieced him.

Cel3stial: THis shit is wack. Epic Games can suck my cock.

Bighead2Large21: COLE TRAIN BABY!!

by Cold Nigga July 21, 2009

Epic Fail Syndrome

Having a pointless, useless existance and never amounting to anything in life. Much like being a useless tool no one wants to be around and overall general douchebaggery and never doing anything right. Also being known as the Karen of the group (see Dane Cook joke).

Sarcastic Jackass #1 : Kyle is just...so fucked up. He must have the Epic Fail Syndrome. It runs in the Demartino family.

Sarcastic Jackass #2: Yeah, why else would he have to lie about going to college. Did you hear he actually ASKED a girl to "reserve his spot for a partner project"? Who the fuck does that?

Sarcastic Jackass #3: Lmfao what a faggot

Girl (EFS subject asked to reserve spot) : OMFG I cant stand that fucker! Hes gotta have some sort of learning disability, he jsut stands there and flips his hair. Damn right he has Epic Fail Syndrome!

by karend...FAIL August 17, 2009

epic games

vrgins

epic games are losers

by capson June 23, 2019

Epic Pie

Something you give people full of win. You can add some internets to it, too.

Person: *Something epic*
Me: Here, have this epic pie from the bottom of my heart.

by ICallForAnEpicPie October 29, 2008

epic

A word that is so played out by tools, douche bags, and advertising agencies to describe pointless crap that you can simply decide that someone is not a waste of space if they do not ever use it.

I have never heard of you using that shizz homey. That's why you're still down! You're the opposite of epic. Oh damn, I said it so please punch me in the face. I deserve it.

by LoopDit April 10, 2011

epic failure

2007-2008 Patriots go 18-1 and lose the super bowl...the only game that matters. Choked on the last game to miss their chance at history. Giants won 17-14 in Super Bowl XLII

Person one:Man did you see the epic failure by the pats.
Person two: Yeah they choked miserably and didn't go undefeated

by veritas347 February 7, 2008