Dempy

A "Dempy" is an ancient martial arts secret, closely guarded by the masters of the world. It involves inserting ones index finger into ones own anus before stripping completely naked and running down the street, slapping as many old people as possible. It is said that one can only attain true oneness with the Universe through the repeated use of this technique.

"My God, that guy just totally pulled off a Dempy on the old people at that bus stop!"

by Kung Fu Gravy March 11, 2009

leave a dump

what you do actually when you defecate.

why would you call it "taking" a dump? do you actually take it with you?

by oddkin May 7, 2005

dump stat

A stat that gets sacrificed for gain in other areas. Used in role playing games generically.

Strippers - what happens when god uses int as his dump stat.

by sdaadas May 4, 2008

dump loser

A alternative meaning for "dumb loser". First coined by Jumex, a world of warcraft player on the Alterac Mountains server, one of the biggest trolls to exist on the internet. He will call you a dump loser and if you say something back he will block you and say dump loser blocked.

Don't you mean dumb loser? No, you dump loser

by Aesorn October 19, 2013

Dummyhead

1.a person who does dumb things.
2. an idiot
3. a person who has no sense of knowledge

He still buys that girl everything and she sleeps with the whole hoood. He is such a DUMMYHEAD.

by Money Skeens April 17, 2009

skull dump

Verb: To drink a liquid in a violent, extreme, exaggerated manner with a great deal of bravado. Often done by males in attempt to impress females and intimidate other males.

1. Holy shit, did you see that?! That dude just skull dumped the fuck out of that Nestle's Quik.

2. I came here to do two things: skull dump some Sunny D and kick some ass. Looks like I'm all out of Sunny D.

by jotis May 13, 2010

dump badge

There are a confluence of factors required to achieve the dump badge:
1. A person works in an office where employees must wear photo IDs.
2. The person wears the badge clipped to his belt.
3. Typically, this involves a male, because women rarely wear badges on their belts.
4. You must have a restroom that is shared among multiple employees.
5. The person wears the badge on the side of his pants which faces out when sitting in the stall.

Ok, if all of the elements are in place, this is what happens: worker A goes into the stall for a bowel movement. What he doesn't realize is that when he dropped his pants, his badge is visible underneath the stall door and everyone who comes in can see the identity of the one in the bathroom. This becomes particularly troublesome if any noteworthy events happen in the restroom (like those involving odors or messes left behind).

1: Hey, Bruce, have you seen Steve?
2: Give him a minute, I just saw his dump badge in the bathroom.

by Golden-Rod February 19, 2008