The royal duke of digits

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.

"Im not the royal duke of digits, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008

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Deep Sea Dukee

The "Deep Sea Dukee " is where you take a shit and your excrement is still within your anus when it makes solid contact with the water below. This act is the most common way to catch skillage.

I think I contracted skillage when I accidentally dropped a deep sea dukee in the public restroom.

by NiPPauL November 19, 2015

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You got duped

Your pride and dignity just exploded like a teeny kitten

Mum just went to get some yogurt but found out that someone had duped her by emptying the container during the night. "You got duped!"

by Snorungarna March 17, 2020

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Bob and Duke

When she or he is on all fours, slobbing and bobbing ravenously on your engorged, rigid knob all while they simultaneously drop a long, juicy turd that lands on the floor with a notable soft thud.

I can’t help but bust a thick nut every time she does the Bob and Duke.

We couldn’t make it back to the hotel room so we did a Bob and Duke in the fire escape.

by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020

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