Doug

In simple terms, the male version of a Karen.
Middle-aged, white man who gives off the energy of a drunk uncle and is filled to the brim with an entitlement almost thought impossible.

A: He pulled a baseball bat on a bunch of teenagers at a BLM protest last night
B: Oh really?
A: Yeah, he's such a fuckin Doug

by Ivansky September 7, 2021

Doug

A testosterone filled beast and a absolute menace to society. The ladies love em and the guys hate him

That nigga Doug pimpin

by Hippielips September 19, 2021

Doug

To jerk off, to masturbate

Dude he pulled a Doug in the parking lot

I could go for a good Doug right about now

by DomiNater July 14, 2021

Doug

Azul T's boyfriend,Monique's sneaky link. We love Doug. He treats girls like crap but we still love him. Especially Azul.

Doug is awesome

by smart light April 22, 2022

Doug's Snapchat Story

A black screen, with the audio of Doug saying the wildest shit you've probably ever heard in your life

Did you hear what Doug's Snapchat Story had to say?

by Doug's Good old Pal May 1, 2022

Douged

When your Manager Doug asks you to take care of something but it ends up with you getting yelled at.

I got Douged today, that customer was so mad.

by FORDPARTSGUY1986 October 25, 2022

Doug and Lex

The greatest fucking couple there ever was to be...they may fight often but really its because they love each other so much and their egos get in the way sometimes but at the end of the day, Doug's funny and Lex isn't really a bitch so their issues get flushed down the toilet.

Doug and Lex
***toilet flushing sound***
Lex: "oh look our problems look like turds"
Doug:" there they go, down the shitter"
Lex: "byeeeee poops"
Doug: "let's go get some food"
Lex:" how about some chinese"
Doug:"how bout it"

by Shnuglex March 23, 2022