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Phone Dorking

Phone dorking is the time spent exploring ones cell phone extensively without purpose.
Every extra moment you get, you find yourself...not texting, not calling someone, but simply surfing the web, changing settings, adding ringtones. This can usually consume several hours of ones day and does not seem to have an end point, you too may be phone dorking. Your phone dorking may be nearing obsession if you also find loss of time, and the inability to hear others around you.
by EMPOWR February 4, 2010
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moon docking

Moon Docking is sometimes known as space docking. Where two penises are stuck tip to tip and one foreskin is rolled over the others.
Mike and Andrew were Moon Docking the other night at the club by the Dj decks, they really impressed the fags when mike successfully performed an in-flight refueling maneuver delivering the fuel load to Andrew.
by blueballss November 21, 2010
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Four Way Docking

This luscious move is preformed by an uncircumcised gay man sheathing his foreskin over the head of another gay man's penis, ("Docking") and then two other gay men appear majestically, one behind each of the "Docked" men and slide themselves into the asses of the docked men, thus finishing the "Four Way Docking" maneuver.
Jason and Greg were "docking" in the comfort of their own homosexual palace, when who should appear, but none other than the fabulously couple Kevin and Brett, who promptly shoved their junk up in Jason and Greg's gay asses to complete the amazing "Four Way Docking" maneuver.
by D.A.C.A November 20, 2010
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Dooling

Dooling Is When you Do Things Perfectly, But It Causes a Group to Complain.
John Pulled a Dooling When Stopping the Movie Mid-Scene
by Samuel Laperle November 19, 2020
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Doofing

When two girlfriends hold hands while they pee. Sometimes includes when they wipe each other after.
"Harold, I think they're lesbians!" "They are Karen I heard them talking about doofing!"
by number1gay November 25, 2020
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Docking

Where two gay men (often performed by people referred to as Austin and Eddy) engage in sexual intercourse in which they slide into each other’s penis. It is very rough but with roughness comes pleasure so it’s fully worth a try.
Oh Austin, did I hear you and Eddy were docking last night. Eddy said that his auntie walked in and started recording the phenomenon.
by Sexlover420 July 3, 2021
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Guac Docking

Inserting oneself, often forcefully, into a tub of guacamole so as to let ones genitalia marinade for some time.
Chad: " I don't know who I banged last night, but I've got some stank dick!!!"
Sam: "You didn't screw anyone man; you got really drunk, got angry after getting rejected, and just ended up passing our with your dick in the party's bowl of guac!"
Chad: "Oh yeah! I love me some guac docking"
by fittyC June 14, 2015
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