Doctor Bex

One who, by watching it, perpetuates the airing of the reality TV show, the Jersey Shore. Responsible for the deaths of numerous books. Also a Simpson's fan.

Q: Who the heck watches the Jersey Shore, anyway?
A: I hear Doctor Bex can't get enough of Snooki

by Mike B ;& November 17, 2011

Doctorate in Truthology

Someone who spouts complete bullshit, with a wholly undeserved air of authority, can be said to have this.

"What kind of authority does this guy think he has, saying that shit like it's objective fact?"
"Apparently he has some kind of degree..."
"Yeah, Doctorate in Truthology!"

by Alex Stockwell March 13, 2019

Doctor Octopus

Dr. Otto Octavius. A nuclear scientist and skilled inventor, he created a set of four robotic tentacles that were controlled with a neural interface. After a lab accident welded them to his body, he suffered brain damage and became a mad megalomaniac- and arguably the biggest headache for Spider-Man.

Spider-Man: *exists*

Doctor Octopus: I'm about to squash this spider's heroics.

by Exterminator (not really) October 20, 2019

Platypussy Doctor

A teacher who is an undercover doctor for people who have platypussies. They often tend to look like a pedafile but it's because of their true inner self. They are the perfect people to help you with your platypussy problems

I went to him last week! He was he best Platypussy Doctor I've visited so far!!

by avocado bitch😛 August 30, 2016

Doctor Gowt

Medical professional trained in the detection and treatment of ailments of the toe, specifically gout; ability to research best treatment via their personal compendium on WebMD.net; fantastic bedside manner providing handwritten sentiments to all patients under their care.

“I hurt my toe so my assistant immediately called Doctor Gowt. He gave me a chocolate bar and a note with hearts over the i’s”.

by DocMcQuack August 17, 2021

Doctored Through

In the event that someone has called "jack jack" to get their "seat back" there is a single loop hole. Each location, (house, car, airplane, really anyplace there is a seat) is allowed a single 'Doctored Through" call per 24 hours. This call overrides all other previously stated calls, or "dibs".

Kyle "SHOTGUN! I total got you good fucker, you going to have to sit in the back seat all the way to Missoula!"

Darren "Fair enough, oh by the way, SHOTGUN DOCTORED THROUGH! BYOB Bring your own booya baby! Now get your ass in the back seat!."

by Burnz32 October 20, 2011

weed doctor

when you a professional and a scientist in the all things marijuana. you know what delta9 means and what the hell a thricome is.

Hey, my plug knows his shit. He a weed doctor.

Yo man, can you check my weed out? I know you a weed doctor.

What the hell does THC mean? You my weed doctor.

by timbotron March 19, 2021