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Doctorate in Truthology

Someone who spouts complete bullshit, with a wholly undeserved air of authority, can be said to have this.
"What kind of authority does this guy think he has, saying that shit like it's objective fact?"
"Apparently he has some kind of degree..."
"Yeah, Doctorate in Truthology!"
by Alex Stockwell March 13, 2019
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Snatch Doctor

I gotta take my bitch to the Snatch doctor.
by Herb Nasty June 27, 2018
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Doctor Octopus

Dr. Otto Octavius. A nuclear scientist and skilled inventor, he created a set of four robotic tentacles that were controlled with a neural interface. After a lab accident welded them to his body, he suffered brain damage and became a mad megalomaniac- and arguably the biggest headache for Spider-Man.
Spider-Man: *exists*

Doctor Octopus: I'm about to squash this spider's heroics.
by Exterminator (not really) October 20, 2019
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Platypussy Doctor

A teacher who is an undercover doctor for people who have platypussies. They often tend to look like a pedafile but it's because of their true inner self. They are the perfect people to help you with your platypussy problems
I went to him last week! He was he best Platypussy Doctor I've visited so far!!
by avocado bitch😛 August 30, 2016
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Doctor Who

A FANTASTIC TV Show with countless audio dramas, comics, and novelisations.

Note: Side effects of watching include being incredibly scared by four successive beats, statues, mysterious cracks and gas masks.
Me (from upstairs): Hey, I’m being extremely clever up here and there’s no one to stand around looking impressed, what’s the point of having you?

Idiot: Was that a doctor who reference?

Me: Affirmative

Idiot: Was that ANOTHER one?

Me: Correctomundo! I shall probably never say that word again.

Idiot: Argh! Stop talking in Doctor who references!

Me: What are you going to do, moisturise me?

Idiot: Wait, I think I’ve seen that one. What happens again?

Me: Spoilers.

Idiot: Okay, now just go away.

Me: Brilliant! ALLONS-Y!
by CharlieCon July 15, 2020
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Doctor Pigeons

Doctor Pigeons, also known as Mr Hippo, is a professional animal which focus on eating humans especially Marc.
Doctor Pigeons is hunting for Marc again!
by ascertain102 June 11, 2020
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The Thirteenth Doctor

The Thirteenth Doctor is a asexual lesbian character in a british tv show called Doctor Who. She is in love with her best friend and companion Yasmin (Yaz) Khan. She likes her TARDIS (Time and Relative Dimension in Space) and her Sonic Screwdriver (Does most things to anything unless it’s made of wood or deadbolt sealed). She likes knowing things and dislikes The Master (Other timelord who The Doctor has an on and off relationship with) as of the episode The Timeless Children.
Person 1: Hey I really hate The Thirteenth Doctor because she is a woman.

Person 2: That isn’t a valid argument because The Doctor is a genderfluid timelord.
by casskhanobvi August 30, 2022
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