Dishwasher Facial

What you get when you open the dishwasher mid-cycle to insert a glass or fork you forgot to put in. The blast of hot steam offers a quick, and inexpensive pore cleaning.

Cathy: Wow! your skin looks great!
Joan: Yeah, Charlie left a cereal bowl next to the TV so I got myself a dishwasher facial this morning when I put it in the machine.

by mblxv April 8, 2013

Disastrophe

Both a disaster and a catastrophe.

Milt's attempt to start a Strip club using only dancers over the age of 60 was a Disastrophe!

by Manolo Cartegeña October 11, 2014

anal dishwasher

When an asshole is being licked so hard it sounds like a dishwasher

"Did you give them the anal dishwasher lastnight bro?"

"Yea man the neighbors thought we were cleaning dishes all night!"

by Gabraham November 28, 2016

disasterbate

To cause a ridiculous number of tragedies and disasters to oneself including burning bridges, self mutilation, drug use, etc. with the climax usually being attempted suicide. Often happens at the pinnacle of depression or a bipolar low.

He's burned all his bridges, lost all his friends, and now he's addicted to heroin? Well now he's just disasterbating.

My life can't get any worse. I'm just going to disasterbate.

by Bryce Hilyard October 23, 2006

disasterbate

being caught in the act of masterbation.

I was total disasterbation when my parents walked in.

by Vivenz November 26, 2003

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

A dishwasher made by the world famous 'Purple Monkey' brand. Comes with one year garantee.

"That dishwasher is l33t"
"I know, it's Purple Monkey"

by fire extinguisher November 1, 2004

DDD (Destroy Dishwasher December)

The month following NNN (No Nut November) where you destroy the nearest female to let out the pent up sexual desires of No Nut November.

BTW this is bad.

Female: Well done on completing No Nut November!

Male: Yup, now it's time for DDD (Destroy Dishwasher December).

by revolter69 November 1, 2019