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paper cut detector

Yikes! Paper cut detector! Go easy on the hand sanitizer.
by MikeInDC December 14, 2020
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details magazine

A crap magazine that can't even compete with its competition. GQ, Esquire, Men's Journal(!), and even Cargo kick their ass when it comes to newsstand sales.

Content is key and when you have shitty content like Details, you're bound to be in the back of the line.
I used my copy of Details Magazine as a shit scooper for my dog.
by Details Magazine sucks September 8, 2004
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detector van

Detector vans where first introduced to the UK in 1952 by the BBC.The reason for these vans was to detect who is watching live broadcasting without a TV Licence.What the BBC didn't tell the population was that this was a load of pish.

In the 55 years that they have been prowling the streets of the UK,they have never taken anyone to court on the strenth of this detection equipment.
"Mum,there is a BBC detector van outside our house"

"It doesn't matter son,--It is a load of pish--
by swiss1888 February 7, 2007
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Detroit Blumpkin

When a couple is doing a sitting 69, the man takes a shit and the woman is on her period. (Obvious blumpkin + red wings reference)
That is the nastiest girl I know. She did a Detroit Blumpkin. Hell, and her boyfriend is almost as bad.
by The Rebecca Black Experience August 20, 2011
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Ace Detective

Another name for Detective Pardo while he is on the hunt for the Miami Mutilator or taking down degenerates that want their fifteen minutes of Fame.
Remember when the Ace Detective cleared out a cargo ship full of Columbian scum only relying on his rugged good looks and THICK SKIN?
Remember when the Ace Detective used his THICK SKIN to survive that nuclear warhead?
by MosbeyBarney June 18, 2019
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dethklok

The most metal, brutal, deepest, blackest band ever imagined, thought of or existed in all history in any part of this universe or any alternate universes that may or may not exist. Their exploits range from ridiculously amazing stage shows, in which there are thousands of casualties, to summoning massive trolls that completely destroy Finland, recording awesome jingles for coffee companies, and jamming out with their rather brutal families. They employ hundreds of Dethklok slaves to do their evil bidding. They are so brutal.
Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok!

Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Taller than a tree!
Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee!
William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface!
Pickles the drummer, doodly doo, doodly dee!
Nathan Explosion!
by dethklok November 16, 2006
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detroit iron

any muscle car from the 60s such as chevy pontiac ford dodge chrysler buick
by Anonymous November 3, 2003
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