green desking

Doing school and/or office work outside

E.g at a park

My boss came in today and encourage me to try green desking at least once this week

by Ruby_E01 October 18, 2021

to desk with

To "desk with" is to get stuck working with someone with whom you've had a sexual relationship, but now despise. For employment purposes, you're willing to "desk with" the individual and keep up appearances.

I had to desk with Bobby for six more months after that scumbag cheated on me with Debbie.

by MNPopsicle October 7, 2016

salty desk

When you work in an office which is subdivided into cubicles and you decide that you want to fuck around with a coworker in your or their cubicle.

Hey Terry, do you want to salty desk later?

by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016

Dust my desk

n. The act of masturbation or handjob, or blowjob, titty fuck or combination thereof

I am going to dust my desk today

by noway am i telling you October 18, 2008

desk

something to have nongay sex with

Hey my Jewish friend want to have nongay sex on a desk

by Mr Lemonstine1 September 4, 2018

bottom desk

Noun: a metaphorical shelf that holds things that are representative of one’s feelings or mood.

“How’s it going?”

“Stressed, fire alarms on my bottom desk”

“Sorry to hear that, you’ll be back to socks and sandals soon bud”

by unhingedhoodoo May 19, 2024

Desking

The act of edging while sitting at your desk. This can be done by yourself, or with a partner as long as you don't lose your edging streak.

Kai: Yo bro, don't enter my room! I am desking to your videos rn.

Ray: Dawg what 💀

by airconditioner22 June 4, 2024