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Desk

Those shitty desks connected to chairs that schools have
The desk i have is so shitty my knees are cramped.
by LesterLopaz November 13, 2019
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Deske

That one person/object you devote your entire existence to.
OBI4AM TE DESKE
by rejina February 4, 2021
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Desking

The act of edging while sitting at your desk. This can be done by yourself, or with a partner as long as you don't lose your edging streak.
Kai: Yo bro, don't enter my room! I am desking to your videos rn.

Ray: Dawg what 💀
by airconditioner22 June 4, 2024
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desk

something to have nongay sex with
Hey my Jewish friend want to have nongay sex on a desk
by Mr Lemonstine1 September 4, 2018
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bottom desk

Noun: a metaphorical shelf that holds things that are representative of one’s feelings or mood.
“How’s it going?”

Stressed, fire alarms on my bottom desk”

“Sorry to hear that, you’ll be back to socks and sandals soon bud”
by unhingedhoodoo May 19, 2024
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Desk Troll

Person who gives fellatio under the desk of their superior to get ahead in the company. Either by position or pay scale.
Everyone in the company knows how the desk troll obtained their position in the company.
by Mary Petersen March 6, 2019
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top floor desk

i been tryin’ my best, i want top floor desk
by supermanomri July 23, 2024
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