Danger Tennis

Danger Tennis

A game played using a football on an 8m x 4m concrete court with a washing line as a net at 0.75m high,. The game is played with a size 5 leather football (soccer ball if your in the us or summin!!!).

These types of courts are prodominantly found in south welsh gardens!!! but any similar court or garden can be used.

tennis rules apply best of 3 games wins the game. loser gets the ball kicked at there anus (bare skin when possible)...

winner gets the joy of making the loser quiver in pain due to anal abuse from a hard size 5 football!!!

champion

"Yo shomone, lets roll a funky one and enjoy over a game of Danger Tennis"...

"Shit son, I got my arsed tanned playing Danger Tennis"...

"For shizzle mange tout, your mother has serious danger tennis skills, i still wrecked her anus though... lush

by stinky fuzz May 8, 2009

The Dangerous Raul

A seaslug native to germany soviet russia europe china town that jumps in ones car and drives away.

Holy shit bro a "The dangerous Raul" jumped in your car and drived away.

by Your moms vagina FUCK YOUUUU March 22, 2010

Danger Dongs

A set of nun chunks made of two large dildos connected by a chain. Pulling a set of these out is one of the greatest power moves known to man.

The other night someone tried to mug me, but luckily I had my Danger Dongs on me to defend myself.

by Grumlord;) March 3, 2019

Dangerous dave

A person that is the best at everything. Even activities that he hasn't heard, contemplated, or dreamed about.

"Oi Dave, who's the best at base jumping?"
"Dangerous Dave"
"Oi Dave, who's the best tsunami wave surfer?"
"Dangerous Dave"

by duckfucksuck February 14, 2009

nae danger

Scottish term used to express disregard and/or little significance of subject. Derived from acclaimed comedy Chewin' the Fat.

Abbreviations: "Nae Dang" " N.D"

" Nae danger Big man"

by Skanilisation May 15, 2009

Dangerous-dave

a persons who acts as if he is the smartest person in the world and treats other people like shit. also who invites themself to your house when you dont even like them.

Dave is acting like a dangerous dave with his big mole.

by Bob March 15, 2005

Danger Zone

The last pockets of gas in the colon before the creamy goodness emerges from the stinkhole.

Man, we gotta pull over that last fart was in the danger zone.

by Prince Albert the Third December 9, 2008