Dingleberry

a peice off shit hanging from a hairy ass.

Ex. OH look ! the evil bunny has a dingleberry

by mr. spoogles July 15, 2008

Dingleberries

pieces of poo that you meant to poop out, But they stayed in your ass.

Eeew!!! I have dingleberries in panties again!!! :(

by scorpion April 22, 2004

dingleberries

–noun, singular -rry.
Slang. small clots of dried shit clinging to the rump of an animal or to the anal hairs of a human being.

"Beware those 'optimists' who publicly declare they can plant their dingleberries in the fetid soil of consumer society & harvest a bouquet of roses the following summer. They're just cracking walnuts with their ass."

--Henry Chinaski, "The Pisswild Horses of Perdition" (Black Sparrow Press, 1973)

by Chance Wayne May 24, 2010

dingleberry

it is NOT a tick

"I have a tick on my butthole!"- guy
"no... it's dried up crap"- chic, ripping off dingleberry with tweezers from guy's butthole hair

by Sassy Walnut May 4, 2010

life sized dingleberry

A band whose leader is a savage violinist. Their biggest hit is "Aquadic Serenity". They are a blend of classical, new wave, and jungle fever.

Me and my homies are stoked for the Life Sized Dingleberry concert tonight!

by jkmd April 24, 2008

dingleberry

A piece of poop that comes out the anus with hairs stuck to it.

WOW, theres a dingleberry in my toilet...

by GAMEELO March 30, 2007

dinglefairy

small, mythical winged creature that protrudes from the anal bush.

My brother's dinglefairy enjoys corn and fiber cereal.

by JWMarc November 5, 2007