Deuce Chamber

The toilet designated for all poops to take place.

Hey man don't shit in that toilet use the downstairs deuce chamber.

by scottyman4us September 1, 2011

Phantom Deuce

Finding nothing on the toilet paper after dropping a deuce.

After wiping and finding no skid marks on the toilet paper, Toby said he dropped a phantom deuce.

by juvas juice November 14, 2012

deuce-droppin'

The act of dropping deuces, a.k.a. fecal matter, or to the less intelligent, "taking a shit."

I just ate a big bowl of pasta and it's time for a little bit of deuce-droppin' action.

by Fellow Deuce Dropper February 2, 2003

beut the deuce

The term "Beut the Deuce" is often said when two people have nothing else to say. People start saying it due to prolonged exposure to the Cisco networking class offered online that uses the word "boot" often in its early chapters. The phrase "beut the deuce" is usually repeated more than 5 times in 10 seconds. When two people are having a conversation, and one person does not know what to say in response to another, they often say "Beut the deuce", or some form of it.

Note: Sometimes the word "deuce" is replaced with "deut", to rhyme with "beut".

Person 1: "Wow, that math test was so easy"
Person 2: "Ya, well, you gotta beut the deuce"

Person 1: "I'm tired..."
Person 2: "You just gotta beut that buet that beut that deuce!"

Person 1: "Where do we go now?"
Person 2: "Let's beut our way to the expo!"

by Marben April 18, 2008

bang a deuce

Moving ones bowels.

Pooping.

Taking a shit.

Other ways of saying it: Banging a deuce, bang out a deuce.

Excuse me guys, I got to go bang a deuce.

by Rick0307 September 20, 2006

take a deuce

taking a poop, crap, shit

I was talking to sandi and getting real horny until she said she had to take a deuce.

by daynads July 2, 2009

chunk deuce

later, goodbye. derived from peace, or peace out, as in throwing two fingers up when leaving.

see also: chunk the deuce, chunk, and deuce

I'm out, chunk deuce.

by basebasebase January 17, 2004