Matt Damon

A well-respected actor and Oscar winning screen writer who unfortunately happens to have a huge, wide womanly butt much like that of his former nemesis for the affections of Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez.

She has a huge butt like Matt Damon.

by Styx April 10, 2006

Johnny Damon

When one shaves ones pubic hair and applies said hair onto onesselfs face through the use of some form of adhesive i.e. masking tape, scotch tape, or semen.

Boone Baker smiled proudly after examening his extensive johnny damon in the mirror.

by Lehla Cohlmia August 14, 2007

Damowned

To be owned by Johnny Damon and/or the Red Sox. This happened to the New York Yankees in the 2004 ALCS.

The Yankees got Damowned.

by AJAW April 2, 2005

damontouch

When you do something that is remandable.

Man, you damontouched that, I'm going to get thy neck.

by Scott K Clark February 28, 2007

Damon

sexy mf that can snap my neck anytime, he is a hot vampire that can suck my tampon, so overall he’s a sexy handsome hot fancy charming vampire

elena:stefan i don’t like you anymore i only like Damon he is really hot unlike you..
stefan: what no!

by damon obsessed bitch July 18, 2020

damor

A fucking retarded fagbag that likes licking dick with other men.(manly children)

That gay guy is a fucking damor.

by gushdom pushman May 10, 2018

Damon

Damon is an annoying person that swears a lot and bosses his sister a round cause she is younger he has zero friends cause he is lonely

Damon is annoying

by Dark girl February 9, 2020