Dallas Sports Fan

the fattest, largest troll in all of sports, who is a Cowboys fan.

Ugh, Dallas Sports Fan is here. He’s gonna eat all our food.

by blaze4972 December 9, 2023

dallas liu

my boyfriend

thats my boyfriend!! dallas liu is quite literally my boyfriend

by hua yi chen April 14, 2024

Dallas Job

When a battery acid junkie pours an energy drink into a girls spread open asshole, then he licks up the energy drink like a dog drinking out of its water bowl.

Junkie-“hey whore, you still up for that Dallas job tn?”
Whore-“nah it stung my hole last time”

by Dallas fuckluck December 9, 2024

dallas goodbye

Underachievement in critical moments; When an individual or team consistently falls short of expectations, despite having resources or talent to succeed.

Once again, the Cowboys have done the Dallas Goodbye, getting eliminated in the first round of playoffs.

by Razo December 29, 2024

Dallas Diddler

A notorious, oversized nerd enrolled at the University of Texas at Dallas, known for his unsettling obsession with young children and a rumored basement full of "collections." Often spotted lurking near playgrounds after 6 PM, once freed from the shackles of his engineering homework. Parents whisper his name as a warning to keep their kids indoors—lest they become another victim of his "study breaks."

"Hey Karen, make sure Timmy’s inside by 6—Perneb the Dallas Diddler just texted me that his last exam ended, and you KNOW that freak doesn’t waste time."

by supergamefury April 21, 2025

Dallas Crisp

A heartless sack of crap who likes to fuck his "homeboys" girlfriends and steal them.

That was a real Dallas Crisp thing to do!

by SallysAlleys June 23, 2025

Dallas Sniper

When you gape a man's arsehole open, grab a champagne bottle and shoot the cork into the man's prostate without hitting the anus walls.

Man 1: Let's do something really freaky.
Man 2: I could give you a Dallas Sniper.
Man 1: what

by jdbrbyvbdhbf August 28, 2025